Sporadic Rantings About Random Things.

I had a dream I was Data and Picard was telling me to shut up because I was accidently broadcasting our conversation over the entire ship. Then I was Fry from Futurama and Leela and I had to save Elijah Wood from being killed because he was in a Tom Cruise movie. See, Tom Cruise's character had made a bet, and because he lost a basketball game, according to the rules of the bet he had to die. Except the train that was supposed to kill him got out of control because it was a *real* train and headed towards Elijah Wood, who was oblivious because he waas selling his old Boy Scout uniform on Ebay so he could give the proceeds to charity. (Apparently the highest bid was $17,000.) Anyway, this was apparently all the conspiracy of a group of space marines who wore high heels and wielded swords. So to save Elijah Wood I had to buy the right brand of orange juice, but it cost ten dollars so I bought a jug of milk instead. Then I woke up, so I can only presume that Elijah Wood died a horrible death.

And I saw Reggie again today. Except he hadn't shaved recently so he didn't look very Reggie-ish.